Anonymous asked:
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WOW, damn anon! Ummmm, thanks? haha what do you say back to that?……
Word of advice, if you’re going to check a girl’s ass out don’t make it so damn obvious.
Especially if that girl is making eye contact with you and she can see your eyes glued to her ass.
If a woman is making eye contact with you, by god, no matter how amazing her ass might be, look back into her eyes with confidence, desire and lust, keep looking to you know her panties are soaked…
Ew.
This dude makes my love of Mac and Cheese and Ass Eating look like I’m a refined gentleman.
Holy. Shit. 😂
According to a guy that was hitting on me on the train, Equestrians, we all walk the same way. No upper body movement, hips and legs strutting like we’re walking off to go kick someone’s ass.
…I didn’t correct him.
Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.
Anonymous asked:
Getting a bit frisky are we anon? ;)
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
It’s not good sex until
she tangles her hands in your hair
guides your hands
leaves scratches on your back
bites your shoulders so she doesnt scream
makes eye contact while you’re on top of her
Wraps her legs around your waist when they start shaking
and cums a few times
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
Ok people here is the deal….
I have dislocated my thumb on my right hand and it is a pain in the ass to type, sooooo, i’ll probably have to cut back on my tumbling. But as soon as I get to take this ridiculous splint off, you bet your butt I’ll be back in full force :) I hope yall have a good week :D
lstratt2 asked:
I have an immunity disorder and I got sick alot and my momma had back surgery and it was either my sister move home from minnesota to take over the house or I come home from Clemson for a year so I took the responsibility and came home, I had to take a semester off so I’m having to bust my ass to get back up in the Fall but no worries I’ll be back up there :) have you gone and visited it’s the most beautiful place on earth in my opinion :)
